Faux Pas

Last night Irishgirl and I were loafing around in the living room shooting the breeze. I noticed that she kept pulling down the hem of the track suit pants she was wearing. When I asked her what the obsession was with pulling the hem down, she resigned herself to revealing why she kept doing this. Horror of horrors, she was wearing white socks with her very black sneakers. I honestly don't know how she lives with herself.