Chocolate

Presently I'm kind of in a mood tonight. In fact, I was in a mood all day, therefore I kind of gorged on chocolate throughout the day. Of course I paid for it later on this afternooon at work when I crashed from the sugar and caffeine that I ingested throughout the day. Can we say gluttonous at its best? What is it about women and chocolate? Everytime something goes bad or when we're stressed out, we females have this insatiable draw towards chocolate. I know at least for me there is. Reasons for excessive chocolate glutt:

• Bad hair day
• Auntie Flo from the Red Sea is in town for her monthly visit
• Discovery of a zit
  
• Bad date
• Boredom
• One can actually GET chocolate
  
• Anticipating "Dear Jane" letter/email/phone call
• Discovering that jeans are too tight
• Stress
• Being the only "singleton" amongst the "marrieds"
  

I could probably go on and on with this list but I think the point has been clearly made. Is there not another remedy which women could turn to without having to purchase a new wardrobe in view of the fact that we can devour a pound of chocolate in less than five minutes? Anything?